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    Wednesday, April 19th, 2006
    11:33 pm
    Friday, August 12th, 2005
    11:04 pm
    Ancient Chinese Wisdom
    From my fortune cookie:

    "Customer service is like taking a bath; you have to keep doing it."
    Tuesday, September 28th, 2004
    6:08 pm
    Friends, please take note.
    For Christmas, I want a capybara.
    Wednesday, June 9th, 2004
    11:18 am
    There's even a Dionysos Steak House!
    There are cats everywhere. But I haven't managed to get close enough to touch even one. (Azumanga Daioh.)

    Last night, I drank too much ouzo, and somehow got into a competition with a mime. I won, with a rather impressive acrobatic feat.

    They sell ambrosia here, in this land of the gods, but apparently ambrosia is another name for anchovies that have been creamed by a Cuisinart and put into a tube. Delish.

    Two days ago, I had the honor of watching a half-hour fight between two large and colorful parrots. An old old man calmed them down by giving them each several walnuts, which kept them quiet for a little while. When they began bickering again (post-walnut), he returned with a rolled up newspaper and gave each parrot a good solid thwap.

    I turn nineteen in two days. I am wholly unexcited.

    I wonder how obscene a postcard has to be before the US postal service will refuse to deliver it. I suppose we will find out soon.
    Thursday, March 4th, 2004
    10:46 am
    The stuff you don't learn in school
    But Christ, what an interesting world we live in.


    "One of Young's more interesting cases was a hermaphrodite named Emma who had grown up as a female. Emma has both a penis-size clitoris and a vagina, which made it possible for him/her to have 'normal' heterosexual sex with both men and women. As a teenager Emma had had sex with a number of girls to whom s/he was deeply attracted; but at the age of nineteen s/he had married a man. Unfortunately, he had given Emma little sexual pleasure (though he had had no complaints), and so throughout that marriage and subsequent ones Emma had kept girlfriends on the side. Young describes his subject as appearing 'to be quite content and even happy.' In conversation Emma occasionally told him of his/her wish to be a man, a circumstance Young said would be relatively easy to bring about. But Emma's reply strikes a heroic blow of self-interest:

    Would you have to remove that vagina? I don't know about that, because that's my meal ticket. If you did that, I would have to quit my husband and go to work, so I think I'll keep it and stay as I am. My husband supports me well, and even though I don't have any sexual pleasure with him, I do have lots with my girlfriends."
    Saturday, December 20th, 2003
    3:41 pm
    To Another Coy Mistress

    The Flea

    Mark but this flea, and mark in this,
    How little that which thou deniest me is ;
    It suck'd me first, and now sucks thee,
    And in this flea our two bloods mingled be.
    Thou know'st that this cannot be said
    A sin, nor shame, nor loss of maidenhead ;
        Yet this enjoys before it woo,
        And pamper'd swells with one blood made of two ;
        And this, alas! is more than we would do.

    O stay, three lives in one flea spare,
    Where we almost, yea, more than married are.
    This flea is you and I, and this
    Our marriage bed, and marriage temple is.
    Though parents grudge, and you, we're met,
    And cloister'd in these living walls of jet.
        Though use make you apt to kill me,
        Let not to that self-murder added be,
        And sacrilege, three sins in killing three.

    Cruel and sudden, hast thou since
    Purpled thy nail in blood of innocence?
    Wherein could this flea guilty be,
    Except in that drop which it suck'd from thee?
    Yet thou triumph'st, and say'st that thou
    Find'st not thyself nor me the weaker now.
        'Tis true ; then learn how false fears be ;
        Just so much honour, when thou yield'st to me,
        Will waste, as this flea's death took life from thee.

    [John Donne, 1571 - 1631]

    Friday, December 12th, 2003
    1:32 pm
    From memory. [heard it many, many times...]
    To His Coy Mistress


    Had we but world enough, and time,
    This coyness, lady, were no crime.
    We would sit down and think which way
    To walk and pass our long love's day,
    Thou by the Indian Ganges' side
    Shouldst rubies find, I by the tide
    Of Humber would complain. I should
    Love you ten years before the flood,
    And you should, if you please, refuse
    Till the conversion of the Jews.
    My vegetable love should grow
    Vaster than empires, and more slow,
    An hundred years should go to praise
    Thine eyes, and on thy forehead gaze,
    Two hundred to adore each breast,
    But thirty thousand to the rest.
    An age at least to every part,
    And at the last age should show your heart.
    For, lady, you deserve this state,
    Nor would I love at lower rate.

    But at my back I always hear
    Time's winged chariot hurrying near,
    And yonder all before us lie
    Deserts of vast eternity.
    Thy beauty shall no more be found
    Nor in thy marble vault shall sound
    My echoing call - then worms shall try
    That long-preserved virginity.
    And your quaint honor turned to dust,
    And into ashes all my lust.
    The grave's a fine and private place,
    But none, I think, do there embrace.

    Now therefore while the youthful hue
    Sits on thy skin like morning dew
    And while thy willing soul transpires
    At every pore with instant fires,
    Now let us sport us while we may
    And now, like amorous birds of prey
    Rather at once our time devour
    Than languish in his slow-chapped power.
    Let us roll all our strength and all
    Our sweetness up into one ball
    And tear our pleasures with rough strife
    Thorough the iron gates of life,
    Thus though we cannot make our sun
    Stand still, yet we will make him run.


    [-Andrew Marvell]
    Monday, November 24th, 2003
    9:33 pm
    Haha! Sinning monks and bards knew it 800 years ago!
    Mea mecum ludit
    virginitas,
    mea me detrudit
    simplicitas.
    9:31 pm
    III. Cour D'Amours
    15. Amor volat undique


    Amor volat undique,
    captus est libidine.
    Iuvenes, iuvencule
    coniunguntur merito.

    Siqua sine socio,
    caret omni gaudio;
    tenet noctis infima
    sub intimo
    cordis in custodia:

    fit res amarissima.
    Tuesday, November 11th, 2003
    8:55 pm
    Validate me!
    Look at me, world! *throws herself at the internet, makes hardly a dent*


    Am I immortal yet?
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